First is Man and postman jokes, second on Gabbar jokes (for why you can not send messages me).
Third jokes are on moon talk with friends and Arz kiya hai jokes OR Arz kiya hai shayari.
Man:sir,meri bivi kho gayi.
Postman:ye post office he,police station nai.
Man:kya karu?
Kaha jau?
khusi k mare kuch samajh me nai aa raha.
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Gabbar ne
Thakur ke Hath Q kaate..?
Socho?
Socho?
Qki..
Thakur Gabbar ko
Sms Nahi Bhejta tha.
Ab Tera
Kya Hoga (...) ?
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1 Din chaand Ne Mujse kaha
"Tere ye Friends Kamine he
Bekar he
Chalu he
Matlbi he
Mene chaand ko Ghura
Aur Gusse se kaha
Mujhe Pata H
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Arz kiya hai
Toffee Chabayi Nhi Jati To Chocolate Kha Liya Kro - 2
Wah Wah
or
Girls Patayi Nhi Jati To SISTER Bna Liya Kro!
Ab Bolo wah wah

My Indian friends this was first time happen that owner writes Arz kiya hai jokes OR Arz kiya hai shayari here.
2 comments:
Boy: Hey girl..what is your Name?
Girl: Amitabh ko Dhakka do..
Boy: Means what?
Girl: PUSH PAA..
bahut aacha. hum apni friend ko kam se kam 10 message de chuke hai.
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