1) Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Haar se pehle me umeed kyo chhodu
Daya says salary sabko milti he
Darwaza main hi kyo todu??
2) Devdas & CID special
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
Wah wah
Babuji ne kaha paro ko chhod do
ACP ne kaha, Daya ye darwaza tod do
3) CID returns
Raat k pehlu me Chand sitare chaye he
Raat k pehlu me chand sitare chaye he
Madam darwaja kholiye hum CID se aye hai
4) Latest CID PJ for CID fans
A for apple
B for banana
Wah!wah!
A for apple
B for banana
Kuch B ho jaye daya goli mat chalana
5) Fredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan he
Fredricks k sar pe 50000 ka loan he
Abhijeet pata kro yeh cid wali shyri bnata kaun he
6) Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
Apake msg aane se milti he rahat.
Wah wah
CID ke baad dekhna na bhule aahat!
Note: If you have CID funny jokes SMS and Shayari jokes, give comments so that others can read from this blog.
26 comments:
Laut aaya CID spl:
Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
Aaj khaane me roti, sabji or daal hai
Oh MyGod Daya,
Is khooni ki biwi to maal hai...
CID_PJ
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
Nach meri bulbul TUJHE paisa milega
Hum CID se he
koi apni jagah se nahi HILEGA!
Gali-Gali Me Shor He...
Wah Wah...
...
Gali-Gali Me Shor He...
ACP Says: Daya Khooni Ye Nhi Koi Aur He.
For my Gujarati people
Mahobt ni same Aakhi Duniya Juke 6
Wah wah
Mahobt ni same Aakhi Duniya Juke 6
Wah wah
ACP-Daya, 1 Limbu Soda Lai av ne, Mane Pet ma Dukhe 6
Suspect ne kaha maine kuch nahi kiya, Mat karo mujhe tang....
wah wah!!
Suspect ne kaha maine kuch nahi kiya, mat karo mujhe tang....
Daya slaps,Suspect surrenders,and then, Everyone start dancing n say...
HUDH HUDH DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG...
HUDH HUDH DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG DABANGG!!!
abhijeet says, daya thoda rakho hosla (2)
tarika ke baal matlab hai chidiya ka ghosla
criminal bola acp se,, mujhe ho rhi he khaansi..... acp bhadak ke bola ....apna ye naatak band karo ....tumhe to phaaansi hogi....phaaaansi
Suta Pahela T.V Ni Switch Avasya Band Karo
Suta Pahela T.V Ni Swtch Avasya Band Karo
ACP:CHHOKRAO NE CHHOKRIO HU MAFI MANGU CHU, HAVE TO CID NA MSG BANDH KARO
Surti CID:
Tara Haswa par Aakhi Jawani Lutavi deva
Ella pa6u bol ni
Tara Hasva par Aakhi Jawani Lutavi deva
ACP boilo:
Taa j Ubho re,ni to Goli chalavi deva.
daya bola, freddy,,,tumhare bheje mein bhara fitooooor hai......aaj acp ne ungliaan nhi hilayi.....kuch to gadbad zarooor hai..
abhijeet: daya ye darwaza pehle se hi khula hai,,aisa kehta hai mera mann....
daya slaaaaaaps him n say...YE DEKHNA MERA KAAM HAI,,,AB YAHAN SE CHALTAA BAN!!!
(DAYA STARTS LAUGHING LIKE MAADS AT ABHIJEET)
forensic lab mein dr. salunkhe acp ka sataya hai.....WAAAAH WAAAAH ....forensic mein dr. salunkhe acp ka bada sataya hai......waaaaaah,,are DAYA halkat...gaadi tez bhaga...ye khooooni badi mushkil se haaath aya hai...waaaah waaah waaah
taarika aur abhijeet,,, jaise devdaas aur paaaaro....waaah waaaah waaah (2)
daya ye dekh udaaaaaaaaas hai.....are bina kisi lafde ke koi mujh pe bhi nazar dalo....
waaaaaaaaah waaaah
freddy ko cid mein koi seriously nhi leta;;;;;;duhaayi hai,,,duhaayi hai;;;;;;; (2)
daya,,abhijeet,,taasha,, yaha tak ki vivek ne bhi uski khiilllli udaaai hai......
waaaaaaaaaaaah waaaaaaaaah
AGAR DAWA CHAHIYE TO DHUNDO KOI CHEMIST.....
AGAR DAWA CHAHIYE TO DHUNDO KOI CHEMIST....WAAAH WAAAH
ARRREE ABHIJEET CID KO KITNI BAAAAR YAAD DILAYEGA ...THAT MY NAME IS ABHIJEET AND I AM NOT A TERRORIST....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HAI AGAR DUSHMAN DUSHMAN......ZAMANAA GUM NHI GUM NHI
FREDDY BHI DARWAZO PE HAAATH AZMANE LAGAAA HAI.....
WO BHI DAYA SE KUM NHI KUM NHI......
i am back get ready for more funny cid shayari n snacks........
daya ne acp sir ko criminal diya 1 tohfaa samajh kar
waaah waaaah
lekin acp uspe beth gaye use sofa samajh kar
waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
goli wala ghoda sab ghodo se tez dodta hai......
saari dunia ye jan na chahti hai...k freddy darwazaa hmesha sar se kyu todta hai
adaaaaab arze...freddy uncle
Rajan Verma said.......
a lady said mere ghar me chor hain...wa wa wa
a lady said mere ghar me chor hain... wa wa wa
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Daya said chillaow mt hm CID se hain
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this is a shayari....4m dr. taarika 2 abhijeet.....
"wo hme bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahein.....
waaaaaah waaaah
wo hme bewafa kehte hai to kehte rahein......."
mummy kehti hai : "jehdda kehndaa hai....oh aaaaap hi hundaaa hai "
ARZ KIYA HAI............
"AKHHHAA MUMBAI ME C.I.D KA CHARCHA HAI........WAAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
AKHHHHAA MUMBAI ME C.I.D KA CHARCHA HAI............
ACP SIR HMESHA KEHTE HAI......
"DAYA KO SAAAATH MAT LE JAO............ISKA KHAAANE....PEEEENE KA BAHUT
KHARCHAAAAAAA HAI......"
WAAAAH WAAAH
TO DEAR,,,
DAYA.....
pyara sa chehraa.....
meethi si awaaaz....
maasoom sa dil....
sweeeet si muskaaaan...
perfect personality.....
khushmizaaaz andaaaz....
ye to hui meri baaaat.....ab aap btaaaiye kaise hai aaap....????
TO
THE WHOLE CID TEAM..........
AAPKI PALKO PE KHWAAAB SJAAYE KOI ,,,
AAAP PAR SAAARI KHUSHIYAAN LUTAYE KOI,,,,,,
WAAADA KARO HME BHULOGE NHI.......AGAR IS SITE PAR HMSE BHI ACHHAA SHAYAR AA JAYE KOI.......
1 DIN FREDDY A.C.P SIR SE BOLAAA.......
SIR YE KAISI NAUKRI HAI,,,,,,
SUBAH BHI BHAGO OR RAAT BHI JGO......
ACP SIR KO GUSSA AA GYA,,,,,,,OR WO APNE TYPICAL ANDAAAZ ME BOLE......
AB APNI
RAAAAAM DUHAAAAIII BAND KARO OR SAB KAAAAAM PE LGO.....SMJHE....HMMMM
AAAYE BDDE.....CHHUTTI MAAANGNE WAAALE
PAKISTAN NE KIYA "CID" PE HAMLA
GAUR FARMAYE GA
PAKISTAN NE KIYA "CID" PE HAMLA
"ACP" BOLA" DAYA" DARWAZA TOR DO YAHAI HAI "DA-UD IBRAHAIM" KA ADDA**************************************ss
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